He’s not Not a Hitler

Yes

I love all the new variants, my favorites are the black wolf and the chestnut wolf

Fuck Pearson

UNNNNNFUNNY?!

I love the broom closet ending, that one’s my favorite.

Ohh, so that’s why Mark Watney was growing all those potatoes.

I think it’s from JonTrons Star Wars video game series

What are you doing Step-Trooper?

Wha?

My family does secret santa where you put at least 3 things on your wishlist and they pick one to get for you. When someone this year suggested changing it to a white elephant/Yankee swap there was a unanimous NO because with secret santa you actually get something you want/need.

For some things the “3rd party seller” history matches amazon, a lot of videogames have the same promotions across multiple stores.

You can start a fire with a 9v battery and some steel wool.

But it’d probably get really hot

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My phone charger is on my desk across the room to keep me from doing this, sometimes it works.

We have a lawn but have not once watered it or fertilized it. All we do is mulch the grass and any leaves that fall on it when we mow. I’m sure our neighbors hate how we’re patient 0 for the clover/dandelion “infestation” every year but we love seeing the bunnies in the morning.

He stole my soap!

What do you mean this doesn’t qualify for student loan reimbursement?

I wish