1984 had the two captains and Sting… That’s hard to beat.

Hi dialogues are so cringey. He thought very hard to make everyone say the coolest thing possible.

Broadcom is killing off VMware

I will miss them.

Catalogues. Totally different feeling than online shopping. You could explore them for hours. No need to wait for a good offer, because the price does not change.

You know it’s a legit therapy if a dead doctor told you in a seance about it.

I was hungry once and ordered a lot of stuff from one place at lieferando. I was really looking forward to it and was in a good mood, so I pre tipped through their app. They cancelled my order but kept the tip.

Never again.

If this stuff about his sister is true, he is not a nice guy.

Where can i get the redwings for $100?

3.5" is much more solid than 8" floppies.

They should not have banned you for threatining posts.

They should have banned you for being an edgy/stupid kid.

He should have the AI write his next few books. People will stop askimg when they are done, he will make a lot of money. And the readers will be just as disappointed as if he had finished them himself or not at all.

Why do you think having a MBA matters? It’s a weird circlejerk for losers.

Cosby Show

#linux on probably every IRC server?

They just want everyone to have Windows at home, so that it keeps being the “normal” OS for corporations. They make so much money… Windows+ CALs, Office, Exchange, Sharepoint, M365, Azure… it’s easier to keep paying them, than to change vendors.

I juse a fake name, a different gender and AI generated pictures. I get a lit of invitations to meet, but refuse due to privacy concerns.

Just make them all wear school uniforms. Much better than trying to ban the individualism you don’t like. And it also works for every other group.

Still cleaner than the doorknob. I hate opening a restroom door. The stuff I touch going in will land on my genitals, on the way out everywhere else, like my face and food.

As in “please open you wallet”.

Communting and wearing shoes everyday sounds meh.

I want my own desk with the same hardware I have at home. Booking a flex desk in advance, bringing all my stuff except the monitor, setting it up, adjusting the chair and getting a new problem with every new desk is a bad start for the day. Also having the same people around me, helps me to feel “home”. But sinc I’m nonstop in MS Team meetings, there is no way for me.to interact with anyone in the office. So maybe reduce the number of meetings, they are useless anyway.

And I hate the coffee in the office, it gives me headaches.