Rod of animal control: it only works on dogs and it only makes them follow you and perform basic actions like sit and give paw.

On closer inspection it’s just a chew treat

It will be eaten if the dog gets a hold of it

Yeah, but those missiles in the ocean were THREATENING people who have MONEY. The Palestinian children don’t have any money.

So I’m sure you can see the conundrum here for world leaders

(/s. Just in case, hard to know these days)

Perfection

Excellent. Can’t wait.

BratGPT

Gta online was a scam long before this.

Nice try Boeing, you’re not going to get me that easily

He was, but all he came back with was: {Error: ChatGPT credits expired}

🥲

Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how pretty I am.

If you want to be the Cutlery Colossus then you can

I want to play my character, not just play towards whatever the optimal setup is

When I’m going from my desktop to the deck I miss being able to do things like press I for inventory or M for map, things like that. So usually I set them up to replace those little shortcuts to get me though games that need me to flick about a few menus to get to them.

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I kinda like it though?

I like that bit of fumbling with the switches and dials that gives me the feel of something that’s been retro fit for a new purpose (which from a story perspective is correct) and that if I was operating these things in a physical sense then these mechanical elements just have to be in these places because that’s where the mechanics are.

I liked the clickly and flickly of their Carrier Command remake as well which has a similar vibe.

That being said I have had to restart my play through 4 times because I haven’t got the hang of the difficulty of each “mission” and a wipeout of my mechs has left me stranded and without enough resources to continue.

“millennials are killing the streaming industry”

The next season of Bridgerton is cancelled because you selfish millennials wouldn’t drink your verification cans

Seymour! Seymour! The Chosen One is on fire!

I went to his profile and updated 3 other posts to reward him for this