ElGosso [he/him]

The ten crack commandments

“I was simply pretending” lmao ok

There’s definitely negative psychological effects to having a skinner box in your hand at all times.

I keep thinking about this because it’s so fucking funny. “We’ve invented a way to reintroduce some of the emotional nuance innate in vocal communication and add further symbolic references to text!” “My god, you’re an imbecilic caveman! You’re destroying civilization!”

Of all the things to get Ted Kaczynski over, emojis is easily the funniest one

We had one crash the site once even.

Those are awful names for people but fantastic names for bands.

Down here in the states Kevin is normally associated with the Call of Duty demographic stereotype - a young (15-25) dumb pothead who drinks too much Monster and punches holes in drywall when he gets mad.

Testicles, but pronounced like Hercules (“tes-ti-CLEEZ”)

Most of the “stuff everyone should buy” is stuff you really don’t need as a teenager, like cast-iron cookware or a stand mixer. If you have hobbies you want to pursue, you should find a specific group around that hobby and ask them. A lot of black Friday “deals” aren’t really deals, though - some companies will actually produce lower quality product lines specifically for black Friday sales, so if you end up buying something big like a TV or something like that make sure you do a little research.

If you want general financial advice, I wouldn’t put it in a retirement account like the other guy said. You have plenty of time for that, and you probably have milestones coming up that you’ll want money for - buying a car, graduation celebrations, going to college, getting your own place, whatever. So saving it for that kind of stuff is never a bad idea.

Unmuting wasn’t in the original specs

Didn’t they make that for video games?

Or a gun

Try a different laundry detergent.

Is that Cardinal Lemmy Killmeister?

Noooooo don’t comment on our public post on social media that we purposely allowed you to comment on

I had no idea that the Country Music Awards were so invested in blocking this merger.

Communist Reddit

I dunno why you’re implying this is something outlandish when this already happens. They just call it “campaign donations” if they’re in office and “speaking fees” when they’re out of it.

I’m not just calculating it, I’m writing fanfiction about it