Why would he want to? The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

American here, but I agree with a traditionally Polish or German gift. I’ve always thought Polish pottery is lovely.

A feed full of cats.

American here, and I’ve never heard anyone seriously answer the phone this way. I did have a co-worker who would answer “Go for Mike” as a joke when he knew the caller. I had the impression it was from silly comedy or sit-com or meme that went around for a while.

School shooter drills

I just wanted to add this link to xkcd’s survey results about color names because it’s fun and possibly relevant.