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The accent of course!

Just kidding, it’s poo-poo.

I don’t buy EA games anyway lol

Just user Firefox lol

Most companies have a website that may list openings and an HR department you can contact to inquire about jobs if not. You need to figure out a way to network and make friends in the industry to have a good shot though, going to industry related conferences is one way to break in socially if you haven’t already make contacts.

Doing independent work and building up your own clients can sometimes also help, but until you can get in (and even after you do), it’s important to keep growing your professional network and make friends with whoever you can however you can. Social media can help if there are enthusiast communities or professional communities, but stuff like Linkedin can be a total shitshow so brace yourself there.

TBH they fired the QA team a long time ago.

No, really, that’s not a joke: They actually fucking did this.

The people who make the products shit are probably in leadership, so their jobs are fine. Even if they run the company into the ground, they’ll still be fine with their golden parachutes, already vast wealth, and uncanny ability to fail upward.

It would be even better but unfortunately you can’t exceed 100% wrong.

Wait, maybe you can, let me check the AI!

How is completely fucking up literally 50% of the time outperforming exactly???

Good thing I don’t have that shit on my phone (at least until Google forces it)

Just go figure out where you left it and pop it back on.

Something getting really big really fast, or so I heard from Beakman.

Maybe it’s because all the good games are indie games that cost a fraction of the batshit insane prices these shady corpo outfits are pushing?

Sure, I just keep the clothes I had on right next to me if I have to go outside, but if there’s an intruder I’m not taking the time to get dressed (probably).

It’s a question that gets brought up every time someone mentions sleeping naked, that or a fire.

Neither have happened to me and I hope to continue that trend.

20 and before anybody asks what my plan is if someone breaks in: Anybody breaking in is gonna get fucked up by a dude with his Glock out and his cock out - one of many reasons why robbing me is a terrible idea (I’m also poor, so that’s yet another reason to skip my place).

I just watch free shit like Tubi, Pluto, Roku, YouTube, Vimeo, Peertube, DailyMotion, etc.

They could even be totally innocent, the mere accusation is enough, wtf?

The mere accusation causing someone to lose the Internet, which is vital to modern life, would be insane.

Additionally, it would do little to nothing to stop piracy.

Superglue the key back together, let it set, and pull it out.

Be careful not to use too much glue and br sure it’s set before you pull.

Alternatively, try needle nose pliers or a hook if you can get any purchase on the key remains.

They also sell extractors but the above suggestions will probably work.

If all else fails, call a locksmith.

Yes, babies gasp. When my child was a baby, cold water (condensation dripping off a cup) made them gasp.