Yes…yeeees… Tell me how to get into one so I can ensure don’t accidentally do it…

Tiny Little Robots by Cage the Elephant.

“I know that you’re tired of this
Cause you’re a robot
They designed your life
But true souls said you know what’s right
And you can join us on the other side”

It’s a description you delirious fuck.

I’m not the person you’re responding to, but I love the story. It’s one of the best sci-fi stories in games, with tonnes of memorable characters and moments.

Gameplay gets better as you go through whilst the story suffers a bit, and they have their issues, but there isn’t anything else quite like them even now.

Yeah his death (if I remember right) was when I realised that, yes, they have completely fucked this entire story up. He could’ve been interesting but they such with the utter shite that was tyreen.

It’s a free to play live service game, what were you even expecting?

You can’t do things unless you get achievements for them? Good lord.

When I was on high school 20 years ago I was the only person I knew who played the campaigns.

Young people? Every young gamer I know has never played the campaign in any Call of Duty game despite playing multiplayer in all of them. The only people who do are older and they’re far, far more willing to accept mediocre crap.

In fact these days the young people are all playing Fortnite anyway.

Uhuh and when an innocent person is murdered by a group of vigilante morons, because murderous groups never, ever stop to check, every single one of those vigilante morons can go to prison so they can do the crime for their time. Law and order exists for a reason, imprisonment is the consequence of their actions. If they’re assaulted, that’s assault, if they’re murdered, that’s murder.

Besides. Why the fuck would you want to lower yourself like that? Why go to prison for a rapist, is it worth it? If you think so, that just means the rapist will take your life as well.

Two popups before I can read an article means you don’t get read. Bye.

Wel the other day I was being stalked by a Mirelurk queen that had turned invisible so maybe you got lucky, eh?

Yep. “Oh look a cool sounding game I’ll literally never ever play.”

This is Bethesda. Either they rush and it releases riddled with bugs or they don’t rush and it still releases riddled with bugs.

I’ve never had so much interest evaporate so quickly, I’m still sad I won’t be playing the rest of the game. What a fuck up.

God, I was absolutely loving Observer until I hit the generic “helpless whilst instakill monster hunts you, hide and run” bullshit started. Ruined the whole game for me.

I wouldn’t put Cillian Murphy even close to the same level as Keanu, who is universally recognised simply by his first name.

Vaas is the best FC villain, but then he dies in a quick time even (if I remember right?) before the end and you’re stuck with someone poor. Pagan Min was engaging enough and that game had the coolest setting and an amazing hand crossbow. FC5’s villains really worked for me, so I prefer those. The perfect FarcFry is, in fact, a combination of elements from these games, modernised. Instead Ubi is homogenising it into Assassin’s Cry.

This is stupid but thanks for working on those games, I love all of them. You didn’t work on 6? So you left and the series instantly fell apart? Clearly they should’ve kept you on!

You’re saying this like the reason everyone was pissed off about cyberpunk was because of anything other than it not being finished. STILL.

Fair enough, that’s what I do too.

How easy would it have been to include the name of the game in either of your comments?