Knew a guy who wouldn’t wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.

I get an excuse to stay indoors.

Touch grass? Can’t, its under 3ft of snow!

Grew up in a house that had a half dirt basement. House was built on a hillside where the topsoil is pretty thin and excavating out bedrock would have been pretty expensive. I suppose im using ‘dirt’ pretty loosely, most of the actual dirt was scoured away before the foundations were poured, so it was really just bare rock.

The writers keep doing this shit.

The Berlin Wall arc just abruptly ended because they announced that East Germans could freely travel to the west and ‘conveniently’ forgot to mention there were still some regulations. Then the Border guards ‘conveniently’ said “fuck it” and let people pass without checking passports.

They built up the Epstein island arc like mad only to end it with him killing himself in prison and then never mention it again.

Im in Newfoundland.

Wait times in the emergency room aren’t too bad. Its very heavily triaged so if you go in with a major emergency you will basically be seen immediately, but if you go in with something minor you might have to wait a few hours, especially if there are any respiratory illnesses going around. Children and elderly patients struggling to breathe take priority over an otherwise healthy adult with a wound that just needs a few stitches.

Getting a family doctor can be difficult. There just aren’t enough to go around.

Seeing a specialist will usually involve a long wait list (a few weeks to a few months depending on what they specialize in), so its best to book an appointment as soon as you can. You may have to travel to St.Johns so there might be some travel expenses. Growing up I had to see an ENT in St.Johns every summer for a checkup, so we just turned the visit into a camping trip.

-50 social credit!

the space requirements is the real killer for phyllo and puff pastries. I dont even know if i could fit a wad of rolled out puff pastry in my fridge.

Dwarf raspberry/dewberry. My pop used to call it ‘gumbo’ for some reason.

Its a tiny little raspberry plant that produces one berry per plant, so its hard to get it in any quantity.

The fruit itself is more juicy than a regular raspberry, and tastes more like fake raspberry flavored candy. Its always a treat to find these while hiking.

300

Let them think humanity is 99% buff oily badasses in speedos who will gladly fuck you up until their dying breath.

would love to see it done as a mockumentary mini series, like it already has the format built in!

Re arrange the room so your heaviest piece of furniture is near the door, like juuust enough clearance that the door can open. Then you can easily barricade it by placing something lighter in between the door and the heavy furniture, like a stool or chair.

I had to do this to keep my mom out of my room when I was 15.

If she escalates and removes your door, you can fully barricade the door with furniture, and if they remove the furniture from your room, drag in furniture from the hallways/kitchen if you feel malicious.

If they ever remove your bed, that is considered abuse in most places, and should be brought up with your school’s councilor or a trusted teacher, they are mandated reporters.

Warhammer 40,000 Mechanicus Just embodies the Techpreist vibe so well, a near perfect hybrid of church organs and industrial music.

Its actually hard to pick a favorite track, it evenly split between Children of the Omnissiah and Noosphere.

Red Lentil Soup:

• 1 palm sized onion - diced (white or red works)
• 2 carrots - diced
• 1 stalk celery - finely chopped, or 1 tsp celery seed if you don’t like the texture of celery
• 3 teaspoons of minced garlic (im just using the pre minced stuff packed in oil)
• 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
• 2 teaspoons oregano
• 1 teaspoon basil
• 1 teaspoon thyme
• 1/4 teaspoon red pepper flakes
• 1 tablespoon lemon juice
• 2 bullion cubes
• 8 cups water
• 2 bay leaves
• 2 cups red split lentils
• 1 can of crushed tomatoes

Dissolve your bullion cubes in some of the water, you want them dissolved before you need the broth.

Sauté onions, carrots, celery/celery seed, and garlic until its ‘sweated’ (the onions should look slightly translucent but not yet browned) medium to high heat, its ok to brown them but you really don’t want them burnt.

add in all spices and sauté an additional minute.

add in the bullion water, the remainder of the non bullion water, bay leaves, lemon juice and stir well ensuring there are no veggie bits stuck to the bottom of the pan.

Add in the can of crushed tomatoes and the lentils.

Bring to a boil while stirring frequently, once its boiling reduce heat to low. Cover and let simmer for 20 minutes with the occasional stir.

to store it, let it cool down, transfer it to containers and store in fridge. The soup takes freezing well.-

New World.

Started off as a PvP mmo with a focus on territory control with some survival elements. Not a traditonal mmo to be sure, but definitely an interesting concept.

Turned into a generic themepark PvE mmo but with none on the features one would expect from a modern mmo.

Its gotten better since, but AGS tends to drop the ball just a little more with each update.

I peaced out about 3 months after release, tried it again a year later and even with improvements it still couldn’t snag me. I just found myself longing for the original concept.

Mom used to wake me up in the morning by pinning me down and tickling me, You can imagine the amount of flailing you would do going from a deep sleep to basically being assaulted. One time I somehow managed to kick her in the nose, it ended up broken.

Dont even feel bad.

Sex and Candy got overplayed so much on radio, it was everywhere. I remember mom switching radio station because it came on like twice in the same hour and the station she fliped to was playing it as well.

There were so many good songs just ran into the ground like that.

You blast music right back, but not just any music. Blast Wannabe by the Spice Girls, but make it just a loop of the intro, like 10 hours of “So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want”

cant use lemmy.world to talk about pirate shit if the instance is constantly down

for me, WH40k Mechanicus probably has the best. Every track is awsome and fits the setting perfectly.

Here is a playlist of the soundtrack if you want a listen.

I swear every fromsoft game has a 10/10 soundtrack