That trackpad and palm rest is looking like Gizmo Duck

I feel like the Mystery Machine became a requirement after Venkman exploded too many real estate developers.

100 tacos

This isn’t a big deal.

If you’re developing in Xcode, you did not buy an 8GB Mac in the last 10-years.

If you are just using your Mac for Facebook and email, I don’t think you know what RAM is.

If you know what RAM is, and you bought an 8GB Mac in the last 10-years, then you are likely self-aware of your limited demands and/or made an informed compromise.

Maybe it’s a Grow-bot…

Nas T-Funk was the OG of Funeral Beat Boxing.

This new guy can only walk-in thanks to people having already opened the doors and windows on account of Nas T-Funk.

jack johnson flake lyrics https://g.co/kgs/Ux5qLZW

If you’re a dude who hunts handsy priests using ninjitsu, I’d consider you a useful man…

Since the Jedi had fucked up “codes” to live by, I never would have expected them to rescue the mom.

Queen Amidala, however…

How fucked up is it that she was taken in by Anakin’s mother, who (as a god damn slave) fed her, gave her a place to stay, allowed her son to risk his life in a pod race, and ultimately gave her only son up willingly to go with her and the two Jedi, not really knowing what would happen but just trusting he’d be safe—but then, that same kid who gets attacked on the way to the ship just leaving Tattooine, ends up flying a fighter craft and destroying the droid control ship which saves Amidala’s entire planet and people. The fact the kid survived any of that is a miracle, but he clearly misses his mother. A fact Amidala was blatantly aware of.

The fact that Amidala, who had nearly infinite resources at her disposal, owed her life and every life she was responsible for in Naboo to Anakin, and was clearly aware of pretty much the only thing Anakin wanted in the entire universe—his god damn mother—and yet Amidala didn’t do jack fucking shit to drop a few coins on Watto and free Shmi.

I never would have expected the Jedi to free her, but Amidala? What a fucking piece of work…

At some point, a long time ago, we collectively transitioned from viewing mass shootings as an alarming epidemic, to something culturally endemic to our way of life. It’s an effortless rationalization made possible by for-profit news and for-profit politics.

Ugh, I am not looking forward to sweaty meatheads calling themselves “Golden Masters”…

If you are really patient, I think the sun will inevitably give us a whole bunch of helium.

I’d be open to that. Is there a market place?

I have the “opportunity” to invest in a platform which has operated for years without ever turning a profit?

This is known as “Eloning”, and I am not interested.

I’m not driving anywhere with a 2000 year old schizophrenic carpenter.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/01/11/south-africa-icj-hearing-israel-genocide/

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/11/world/middleeast/genocide-case-israel-south-africa.html

https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/icj-order-israel-palestinians-genocide-rcna135559

https://africa.businessinsider.com/military-and-defense/germany-leaps-to-the-defense-of-israel-at-the-international-court-of-justice-rejects/n3myccz

https://www.foxnews.com/world/uns-top-court-orders-israel-adhere-genocide-convention-not-cease-attacks-preliminary-ruling

https://www.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2024/01/11/south-africas-support-for-the-palestinian-cause-has-deep-roots

https://abcnews.go.com/International/video/genocide-case-israel-begins-uns-top-court-106297050

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/01/11/middleeast/south-africa-israel-genocide-icj-hague-day-one-intl/index.html

https://nypost.com/2024/01/11/news/israel-faces-genocide-charges-at-world-court-gazans-return-to-wasteland/

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4402611-takeaways-israel-genocide-hearing/

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/01/international-court-justice-gaza-genocide/677257/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2024/01/05/international-justice-court-israel-fact-check/72107098007/

https://www.npr.org/2024/01/11/1224126552/court-hearings-genocide-charges-israel

https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2024-01-11/south-africa-un-court-israel-committing-genocide-gaza

https://www.politico.eu/newsletter/brussels-playbook/the-hague-hears-case-against-israel/

https://time.com/6553912/israel-south-africa-icj-genocide/

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/israel-genocide-case-south-africa-palestinians-gaza-un-icj/

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/world-fails-palestinians-in-livestreamed-genocide-world-court-told-201746501839

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-01-11/south-africa-asks-un-court-to-order-israel-to-end-gaza-strikes

https://www.oann.com/newsroom/israel-govt-to-fight-south-africa-genocide-claim-in-world-court/

Simon & Garfunkel; Mrs. Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know

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She’s a slut more than you could know—whoa, who, whoa!

I really like Fallout, so why is my primary gripe that this looks “too much” like Fallout?

NBC has a show called “The Nightly News”, and from 2017-2021 the writing was completely insane and the main characters were basically cartoonish villains, but it was hard not to watch. There were tons of other viewers and an ungodly number of fan sites online to discuss the various sub-plots and characters.

By early 2020, one of the 2019 sub-plots went completely viral and millions of people didn’t even leave their houses.

In late 2020, one of the main characters was voted off the show and it became a whole “thing”. The writers, ultimately, didn’t really remove the character—just minimized him to a series of courtroom B-stories, and the occasional fan-service appearance.

The show is still on, but I think it must have different show runners these days.