Brother, my brother.
My little HL1200 serves my needs nicely, is cheap to run with both genuine and third party toner, and the company isn’t run by a bunch of greedy pigs. Probably the only printer brand I’ll ever buy again. Fuck HP indeed.
Edit: discovered Brother plays that game too
This is Daisy - the goodest of all good dogs. If you lined up all the dogs in the world from goodest to less gooder, she would be at the top of the queue.