God, I love Read-only Friday where nothing bad ever happens before the weekend.

Well great. New fear unlocked.

Oh, snap! We may have been drunk in some of the same bars!

Man! Way to cast a dark cloud over an otherwise lovely morning.

I kid. That’s a good one!

Thank you! I appreciate ya.

Totally new to me! Thank you very much!

Oh! I didn’t realize SC had, like, a social aspect to it. That’s good info. Thank you!

Homie! My school was neighbors to a bar right next to the train station. When they said, “no,” I said party!

🎶 It’s the highway maintenance vehicle! 🎶

Ich mag deiner home screen.

That’s witchcraft you’re talking about! Burn them! 😁

No need to apologize for today’s most perfect joke!

WHY IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION?!

I didn’t even know I died. I just… woke up. I’m so happy to be depressed and to admit my faults and to make my friends laugh. There is a Multiverse where I don’t do that.

I lived near the Elan School many years ago. One of my buddies even briefly worked there. That shit’s freaking TRAGIC!

Out of the mouth of babes… 🥰

I believe that sentiment was also uttered by another wise man. A man of his time. Mr. Jeffrey Lebowski.

If you long press on the image, the hover over text will appear.

“Your Honor, that’s not who I am.”

There’s always an XKCD about it! I love it!

Where’s Tom Cardy when you need him?

This is my guilty pleasure Christmas movie