Don’t you call me pal, buddy!

Sorry to burst your bubble but that’s a Meijer not a Walmart

Especially if you eat some stale ones

That is always a possibility. The only av currently existing that is free is clamav - there are multiple gui frontends for it since it’s really meant for servers and stuff - I’ve mainly seen people use it to scan files before you send it to a windows user tho so not much use unless you need to do that

Ooooh no is that sag on that motherboard o.o

I’ve had no issues running with hetzner, and of course you can install software on a hetzner server? You have full root access to the server… Well buyvm is a good option too if you can snag one - get a 3.50 a month vps and get a 5 dollar storage slice for 1 tb of storage on it is a good option and it’s cheaper than librecloud and you get a whole server

You can always get a hetzner auction server with spinning disks and get like 8 tb for like 37ish bucks if you are lucky