Ew, a centrist

Fuck me, same

Its absolutely the most innocent word for feces out there. It’s what kids call it. It’s what I call it. I’m pooping right now

They’d poop themselves in anger, obvi

I couldn’t possibly imagine being so mad about poop all the time. What a life to live.

Killdozer guy got close in execution. In fact, I think having your person inside the metal killing machine would be ideal from a collateral damage standpoint.

You know in America threatening someone with police action is like threatening murder, right? Your pathetic tattletale behavior might kill someone someday.

Well don’t worry about that here. Worse comes to worse is anonymous people like me will bug you because you make it easy and you respond without fail, giving people exactly what they want.

So what you are saying is you were that kid. Naaaaaaarc.

Oh my! It’s a good thing you’re on an anonymous site, huh?

Oh my god you’re incapable of understanding sarcasm. You were the fucking weiner in school reminding the teacher of homework she forgot was due, weren’t you?

I think we kiss now. I don’t know how these things are supposed to work I’m from the deep south

Have you ever tried taking a step back when you’re upset or you just like digging yourself in deeper to make a fool of yourself in front of people?

Awww. Not my precious Lemmy clout! I’ll have you know I once got 25 up votes on a comment and I’ve never submitted a post. You don’t know who you’re messing with.

I think its more the lack of self awareness when you, with full confidence, made unverified claims and presented them as fact. That’s toxic. Me pointing out that you did so was not toxic.

Just try a little. You’ll love it.

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I’m like nicotine. Toxic, but addictive.

That’s a lot of words just to say “I made it up”

That one is in my family so I think it my be a bit more universal than you thought

Pretty much, yeah.