The sound of my mechanical keyboard is a small part of why I like it.

It’s mainly the feel. Mmmm… clicky clack.

To be fair, my workplace is full of people that socialize 75% of the workday and constantly reply with “I’ll get around to it as soon as I can.”

…and then don’t.

And then I have to scramble to do their job when the task suddenly becomes more short-fused.

Thank gods I retire in a year.

I could be the bigger person and remind them about it, but it’s not my job to babysit peers and/or supervisors.

Piss-poor planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.