This is not true. English muffins and crumpets are different things. They look similar, but the taste is quite different.

Hey guys, I found the dick neighbour.

you couldn’t install it without trespassing, so you couldn’t legally build it that way anyways

I’ve helped build several fences. The solution to this is talking to your neighbour like a normal person and asking if they’ll let you do it.

He screwed up. You nailed it.

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I don’t expect anything catastrophic to happen so suddenly that I won’t have time to flee.

Trump said he’s going to use the military to round up immigrants on day one of his office. Better make sure you carry your papers on you so you don’t accidentally get swept up.

difficulity

The difficulity of spelling difficulity is very difficulit.

You don’t vote out a dictator. The only way out is through violent revolution.

Is it “mmmmmmmm”?

“Sucks” isn’t even a swearword! Are we j*st going to st*rt censoring normal w*rds now?

And then wait for the next right-wing psychopath to buy up that one? You can’t jump off Twitter to another privately held platform and not expect the same to happen there sooner or later.

They don’t have to take away your power if you stop yourself from using it first. Don’t willingly give up your voice.

“Significant other”. It’s a stand-in for any partner (boy/girlfriend, husband/wife, commonlaw, fuckbuddy, etc)

Not only wouldn’t he see a punishment, but he’d be elected a second time to do it again!

A 20 year old car can be perfectly functional.

Not if the car manufacturers get their wish. They’d love to force you to buy a new car every few years. Having tech installed that becomes obsolete fast would help make you upgrade.

They won’t, but they bought me a brand new shiny copy of Linux Mint.

Fascism is something to be alarmed about! It’s an existential threat to democracy!

And this is exactly what’s wrong with the Democrats, and why Biden never should’ve run. They’re too comfortable in their big houses with all their money and privilege. They have no fucking idea what it’s like for most Americans, and clearly they don’t care because they’ve never had to. There is no party in the US to fight for regular people, so they didn’t vote.

It won’t fit in the overhead compartment.