Either they’re a tankie and start singing the praises of the USSR and PRC and all sorts of totalitarian hellholes, or they start talking about hypothetical economic systems and states which haven’t been shown to be practically achievable

Well allow me to present the third option: communism has been tried in Australia and North America, and it worked. Marx’s ideas of what a communist society would look like were informed by descriptions he read of how the Haudenosaunee people actually organised their society. They did communism for thousands of years and it worked.

Reality is god to realists. That’s what they believe in. They worship it, they obey it, they demand others have the same respect for it. It’s theism.

I don’t believe you’re an atheist, because you believe in reality. That’s religious thinking.

If you don’t believe in fantasy then your life must be very boring

Don’t forget that believing in a reality beyond the senses is a religion too. All atheists are solipsists.

Being a witch is a green flag. It probably means she’s woke

Hey, no slurs.

Example please

I’ve been really mellow since I caught covid and I like it. I’m finally happy. It’s like when Homer put the crayon back in his brain because he realised that being smart made him miserable.

In the rest of the world, we call left of center Americans “normal people”

You mean we stray further from a god. God isn’t a proper noun so it must be prefixed by a determiner.

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