Silly me thought it was calling the big guy in the middle a tank

It is what it is.

High five, same. Except phone.

I hold it with my feet and keep scrolling with my schlong while I wipe. Then after I wash my hands I continue doing this.

Plop the ham thusly, please

Now you watch YouTube videos and read discussions about the show.

Come ooon micronova!

The trick is rewiring the outlet to 240v. More power = more signal.

When you put tomatoes in the fridge they get nasty

Yeah! Whatever it takes to get that ice cream in my mouth. Bite, lick, slurp, pick it off my shirt with my fingers, suck the remaining ice cream out of my shirt, whatever I need to do. Mostly bite it though. Little bit at a time.