Born down in a dead man’s town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground End up like a dog that’s been beat too much 'Til you spend half your life just to cover it up, now

Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A., now

Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hands Send me off to a foreign land To go and kill the yellow man

Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A.

Come back home to the refinery Hiring man said, “Son, if it was up to me” Went down to see my V.A. man He said, “Son, don’t you understand, now?”

I had a brother at Khe Sanh Fighting off all the Viet Cong They’re still there, he’s all gone He had a woman he loved in Saigon I got a picture of him in her arms, now

Down in the shadow of the penitentiary Out by the gas fires of the refinery I’m ten years burning down the road Nowhere to run, ain’t got nowhere to go

Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A., now Born in the U.S.A. I’m a long gone daddy in the U.S.A., now

Born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A. I’m a cool rocking daddy in the U.S.A., now

It’s a piano song for piano players

This was the whole premise of Happy Gilmore. He became a pro golfer to save his grandma’s house

Bring a time machine with you and teach ancient Egyptians how to use it

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Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

A can of Pringles is one serving

They could easily combine to create an organization called DAFT

Enjoys the outdoors

Child Free

Has a dog

Atheist/Agnostic

…if we’re lucky

It would be awesome to have a life sized version of the 3 legged pizza table on a pizza area rug

We named ours Consuela, after the cleaning lady on Family Guy

Inbread Alabama honeymoon location

Yeah, did she tell you that out loud or did you just kinda come up with it on your own 🙄

As an atheist, I wish we could have a rapture so the rest of us could get on with our lives

Spider hole!

Xitter, pronounced shitter

Sin isn’t real. Live your life however you want without being a dick to others

Already done, but thanks for the PSA!

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