A foam is just another texture of a sauce as a garnish, and typically not the main sauce. It’s not as “why was that even food” as people put on. It’s just an easy scapegoat for something different.

Cotton candy is air fluff that melts instantly on your tongue and leaves a bubblegum or artificial cherry taste behind. A foam is a similar thing, just with basil or truffle to compliment a piece of lamb sauced with its jus.

It’s just lazy commentary.

Okay… I’ll bite… So what’s wrong with your weird genitalia that makes you like you?

This is one of them

Testing

I think this is a valuable app… Not the app itself, but an API that other dating apps could link to to allow you to filter out anyone with poor enough judgement to have sent photos of their crotch to his company.

Duct tape your heart to someone else’s heart, double heart, so EASY. DOCTORS HATE!!!

Willy Wonka, I invoke thee… please come express my feelings on this for me.

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Restaurants don’t take steaks off the menu because they aren’t are profitable as salads. One date wants a salad, the other wants steak, they make less profit on the steak plate, but the average of the two is profit enough.

It’s ridiculous to look at any one service of these behemoth monopolies as an island - They are one collective thought, EVERY SINGLE PIECE does not have to be to enshittified to generate the biggest possible profit.

Choke on shit, elon - You little emerald toting fuck.

App controlled shoes aren’t the outlier though by any means? Just about everything has a companion app these days and through enshitification they eventually lock away features and charge subscription (if they didn’t from start) until they inevitably shut down servers and brick devices or at lady severely restrict usability.

The android community often revives these products, giving them a second life and retaining their core functionality at least - because the platform allows for it in its design.

This same thing doesn’t happen in the box, because the box doesn’t want its friends ability to pull the plug denied them. Again this is objective fact at this point and ubiquitous to the point that you routinely see casual reference to this style of joke.

And to “most people will never use X functionality” that’s a self fulfilling prophecy because most people in the box have never known those features as any kind of possibility. “Most people held hostage in a basement from birth, fed only saltines, won’t want Oreo cookies” is the same idea.

See, just stumbled across this on another thread, you box folk are just the open butt of the joke everywhere…

For those that can afford to enter the box and maintain all of its required ancillary pieces, you may very well be able to have that experience and save yourself “the burden” of thought or choice, yes.

Voting is hard too, having to research multiple candidate’s histories against their stated intentions, marketing and funding sources can be downright exhausting at times, maybe you can let Apple do it for you?

Raising your kids includes so many difficult and impactful choices… Maybe we can send our kids to Apple, pay a subscription, and they can raise them as might best boost shareholder value?

It’s not shameful.

As long as you stay in your box.

[Everyone claps and cheers and slowly starts a chant]

“Cow-ard… Cow-ard… COW-ARD! COW-ARD!”

We’re waiting, man… trump says biden wants to abort children after they are born, “10 months even… Some are saying” Start there, defend that bullshit artist. Go ahead, embarrass yourself

So the point you’re making is that you can have the same funding source buy a cap gun or a rocket launcher… And you’re equally comfortable with either pointed at your thick head? Tight.

Joke.

Oh, go ahead. Humor us?