Ah damn, I was a state actor who was going to smuggle in sleeper agents to perform sabotage and espionage in the US, but I can’t figure out how to create a fake social media profile. I admit defeat.

It’s also not that hard to implement. It’s just a slightly different algorithm.

Also it’s not an industry scam - literally the only standard out so far is from NIST.

I have literally never logged into Twitter.

I’m using motion controls!

This kind of event is precisely what drives things like social media adoption. If Harris and the DNC organized an actual messaging campaign and took advantage of this energy to promote Twitter alternatives, a lot of people would join.

Ok, so they will disable your power 5 hours before they rob you I guess.

Neither is PoE when the thieves drop a bit of foil onto the local transformer with a drone.

Yes, if you have a $10M villa in LA where you store your priceless art collection invest in hard security. For the average person who just needs video for the insurance company for when some meth head steals their bike from the garage, it’s a great solution.

The fact that a single bad file can cause a kernel panic like this tells you everything you need to know about using this kind of integrated security product. Crowdstrike is apparently a rootkit, and windows apparently has zero execution integrity.

Right, there is no lazy replacement for good opsec. If you are facing a state actor then you need to assume your device storage can be accessed.

I assure you I have hated Facebook long before TikTok

A hexbear called me a “chaser” because I said my wife is a femboy. I laughed it off because I don’t care what transphobic children believe.

Nobody who bike commutes is fat.

Why didn’t you post a screenshot of the final state?

This is why tech companies should not hire MBAs. Not even one. If you want an accountant hire an actual CPA. If you absolutely must have a CFO, pay an engineer to take some finance classes.

But like, not if anyone you respect is around

I bought a house, Greg. Can you milk me?

The conspiracy theory that Russia is the belligerent in a war against Europe and is actively engaged in cyber espionage?

Oh well in that case it’s completely ok!

How’s that boot taste?

Perhaps there are some false claims, but this isn’t one of them. This is their proxy for making being openly gay illegal again because they consider any queer representation to be pornographic.