Lol yep. Literally Amazon 101, there’s a very good reason you shouldn’t buy from them unless you HAVE to.

There’s not going to be anything ‘arbitrary’ about those inspections… In a bad way.

Fallout 76.

Thank goodness for that! I don’t even play TF2, but it’s a really important cultural landmark in the history of online gaming and of a large era of the internet, so keeping the game in good condition and taking care of it is still quite important to me.

They haven’t gone overboard with THIS one, because they already went way the fuck overboard years ago and never got back on board

Man I’m gonna have to bite the bullet and make my next machine a linux one

https://mm8bdm.net/home

This! I’m on one of the lategame bosses in the v6 expansion; they’re a lot tougher than the rest of the game so it’ll probably take me all weekend to get good enough to beat them

Fun fact, a Tesla spokesperson describing the car’s features was talking about how they wanted something on the car that didn’t make it to final release and said “But sadly we couldn’t get that law changed”, which does… kind of imply that they lobbied the regulatory bodies into allowing this piece of shit to exist.

“AAA Developers aren’t getting money from real keys either, what’s your point?”

Somehow this is worse than Reddit. Sure Reddit isn’t good, but at least Reddit was sane enough to understand concepts like ‘working too much is deeply unhealthy both physically and mentally’ and ‘corporations should not hold absolute power’

Megaman 8-bit Deathmatch, Heroes of the Storm, Pizza Tower, and DnD!

In the interest of transparency, I don’t know if this guy is telling the truth, but it feels very plausible.

Here’s a really good browser game that should last you a good few hours

https://www.kongregate.com/games/innocuousgames/amorphous

Otherwise I guess I still play some Heroes of the Storm for old times’ sake. I really, really don’t like Blizzard as a company anymore, but the game is in maintenance and is basically just coasting out the last of the playerbase before it shuts down, so hopefully I’m not helping them succeed while I enjoy the game for its last few years.

What about Firefox? Can’t say that I’ve ever heard of Kagi myself, what makes it so special?

Megaman 8-bit Deathmatch!

Nevermind I just noticed that you don’t have a mouse. Uhhhhhhhhh. You could always grab a gameboy-advance emulator and enjoy some pokemon or Pacman Collection or Beyblade V-Force or Sonic Advance 3. Loads of classics that don’t have overly complicated buttons. I bet you could emulate other old consoles too, the Sega genesis had a phenomenal library that should all be easy enough to play on a keyboard.

Requiring all players make a PSN account to keep playing.

PSN is notorious for two things:

A) Leaking your data

B) SELLING your data

It’s an account that has absolutely no benefits to own (apart from making a company line go up), is about as anti-privacy as it gets, and also makes the game straight up unplayable if you’re from a region of the world that doesn’t have PSN.

Yeah. I’ll take minor hypocrisy any day of the week when the alternative is behaving like the russians do in Ukraine.

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, drinking fresh mango juice~

I’m listening. What’ve you got?

Damn, that game sounds amazing as a concept though. I’ve been really looking for something that’s a decent dragon-based game which doesn’t involve the dragons being relentlessly shat on by the story/all being dead or super rare.

How bad are we talking, exactly…?

Hot damn. I’ve seen friction between upper management before but it’s literally inconceivable to me that I would ever wake up and see that level of genuine hatred from like, one of my place’s senior management tweeted out to an ex-CEO.

I guess Bobby was a very special guy to the Blizzard crew, huh?