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Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen

Haha I love how it has four reviews/3.3 stars

I have a kid and I feel this way.

To be clear, I absolutely love my son and I’m glad I have him. But I also still feel like if I had decided not to have kids, I’d have been fine with it.

It’s a different framing now though, of “Do you want a kid”, in the hypothetical, vs. “Would you be ok if you didn’t have [Insert your kid’s name here].” I’d be devastated if my son were not in my life. But I think I’d have been fine if I chose not to have a kid.

Me, a heathen, explaining how my family does Easter to my Jewish wife:

“We dye eggs and hide them then eat a bunch of chocolate and jellybeans.”

“Wtf? Why”

“I dunno”

Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

I do this too. It took a while for my wife to fully understand that if she wanted to try something on my plate, she better not wait til the last few bites

I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?

I definitely read this as you were a third year French major being forced to taking a compiler course for a moment and went wtf. Then my brain slapped itself and realized you mean you’re a student in France.

Y’all. At least put some dashes between the words

They didn’t say dollarydoos

Why doesn’t mine look like that??

Not necessarily. Tons of people may think that they should be parents, but others shouldn’t.

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