No worries. No hopes saleman here.

Yeah, some days I feel like pressing a magic “instant permanent vanish” button.

At least I have a good partner in my life and on my new job I spend most of the day hyperfocused creating some scripts to make my tasks easier. I wish they would let me work remotely already tho, because I’m losing my shit after a month of full on-site work.

If I lose my partner, things may turn pretty dark, again.

Horrible place and bad English.

I’m amazed when companies can’t simply afford 100% remote work. IT’S FREE!

Ah, I see you’re using FartGPT instead of ChatGPT

Not getting their kid properly checked for ADHD

The app will probably get false positives anyway.

The METALCHAD

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They are currently investigating the issue.

So Windows 11 has a built-in keylogger!

hapablabblab

Features ≠ Bloat

Lol I just tried that to see how it works.

It’s hard because if you close your lips too much to whistle it restricts the airflow and kills the hum.

That’s the neat part, you don’t.

Well, at least you don’t have to suck dicks or whatever to vote and post comments like in ShitStackOverflow

Also, good luck to those people if they have to prove an AI was trained with their comment

No, we’ve been getting those in Spain too in the last years.

Not complaining, tho.

I wish the Earth became flat for a moment so we could throw all flat-earthers over the edge.

I make sure to remind people mine is a Conga (real brand)

Cubuntu