Weezer - Beverly Hills.

Weezer’s only good song is Buddy Holly. All their other songs are terrible. And Beverly Hills is the worst.

Have you seen Pachebel Rant?

Sigh.

Yeah, well, I could call my dick the Magnum Opus but that wouldn’t make it two feet long.

All those things about your mom are true.

Once you can define the word “prize,” we can discuss whether or not you receive one - or, in fact, if receiving one is even possible.

Congratulations, you have discovered philosophy.

Yes. There’s wrong words.

Button fly is?

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Block them.

With a little research, it’s possible to figure it out on your own.

https://auroracrystal.com/blogs/news/how-to-tell-if-bismuth-is-real

You know trouble’s coming when The Situation starts to flex.

The context totally changes the question.

“Which do you like more, blue or green?” is very different from “Which do you feel you are, a blue-liker or a green-liker?”

The first question directly asks a specific thing.

The second is asking what category a person feels they belong to. And assigning a category implies many things in addition to liking the color.

That is a false dichotomy. Every situation has unique context.

Never put salt in your eyes.

He is not.

A tariff is a tax that increases the price of imported goods.

Tariffs are used to push people toward domestic alternatives to imported goods.

However, today, there are no domestic alternatives to most important goods.

So, all it’s doing is increasing the burden on the average person.

Companies are not going to invest in domestic production. They are going to spend that money lobbying to have tarriffs removed. Because guess what? Once tariffs go away, consumer prices are not going to go back to what they used to be. Instead, megacorps are going to pocket the difference as profit.

I like how they make up a phony benefit to try to make it seem like you’ll get something out of it.

99% of people who say they’re being “devil’s advocate” are actually, in fact, just being assholes

Clippy as a hidden character.