I’ve only ever known people to use Bing for porn (or because their workplace forces it on them). There are people who actually choose it?

I like to think half of the last letter is cut off and it’s “free doom,” which is, disgustingly, what kids in Palestine are getting.

Oh, be one, Kenobi. We don’t need three.

Yeah, my first playthrough, I thought it was just NPCs chirping around me, but it turned out that they were real people! As players got more scarce, it was truly a special experience finding someone and going through parts of the game with them. I remember I encountered someone a few levels in and we somehow ended up together until we crawled up the snowy mountain, trying to keep each other from freezing. Not a single word spoken, yet this game has such powerful messaging.

I hope you get the opportunity to encounter your own Journey companion on a playthrough. :)

Journey is my favorite game, hands down. It was even more magical in the years after its release and there were still a bunch of active players. Did you encounter any others on their journey in your game?

Back in the day (haven’t tried it in over a decade), pizza hut made really good deep dish pineapple pizzas. The crust was crunchy and just shy of being too greasy and I loved it. But I also love pineapple, so.

If we’re talking absolute favorite, then I’m a Chicago deep dish kinda person. White or pesto sauce, cheese, artichokes, onions, tomatoes, grilled chicken, spinach, bacon, maybe some more meat or veg. Gimme that and a fork and knife and I’ll be very happy.

Exactly why I said “hear me out” haha

It’s not exactly a “little treat,” and it has a different mouth feel to making cold brew with cocoa.

This is a weird one, but hear me out. Undiluted cold brew coffee mixed with chocolate meal replacement powder and milk. The powder and milk make it really foamy when mixed and it tastes so good; it would probably also be amazing blended with ice.

I don’t tend to eat until later in the day so this has the added benefit of making me feel less guilty for forgetting to eat.

Also, frozen pudding cups are yummy.

California, here, and not any of the parts that get snow. (Closest we get is hail, which feels like it happens maybe twice a decade.) We called it “snow,” too. :)

MTG is the first person I’d zap if I had a space laser, so she’s real lucky she’s just an idiot.

Man…you know, I think most of us Jews would brag if this were true. I know I, for sure, would.

Thank you for sharing! These are really interesting. I love that pigsty and royal court are the same word; very appropriate.

I didn’t know that about German and capitalization. That’s fascinating! How would that play out verbally? Would you just have to figure it out from context?

I really like these. They all seem very poetic, at least in English. I think my favorite is “near the ink it blackens, near the lamp it lights.”

I think it’s hilarious how often different languages use genitalia in their idioms. These feel like they’d work really well, even in English.

This is hilarious 😂 Is it something those of us without dicks would also say? (In English, I might still tell someone to “suck my dick,” despite not having one.)

I thought “be on the cinnamon” was going to be my favorite, but the list just kept getting better. I think you ended on the best.

I’ve enjoyed reporting their emails as spam. It’s the last “fuck you” I can give them without just ignoring them completely.

Yes, then you can forget about it for a decade or two and rediscover, rinse, and repeat.