Doesn’t it get just damp and smooth? How can you scrub properly with that?

Anyway good to know what they are for when there is no bidet in sight.

You mean “while” showering? With the water running?

My doubt about that is that, if you washed properly, it takes a lot of (usual 3 layers) toilet paper to dry the crack properly.

What do you mean we don’t use them? Those are exactly what I just described above.

Only positive thing that could theoretically come out of this, for me as a European, is that some US representatives will finally stop going around saying that you are the greatest democracy on this planet. Problem is, the US nationals who usually utter such BS are not the ones able to realize how anti-democratic this is. As a US citizen with a working brain, I would be in DC now.

This is the worst you got to, up to now, going full circle from colony of a monarchy to monarchy.

It is time to distance ourselves until you get your shit together.

In Italy, where the bidet is its own “seat”, we use small towels, one for each person. The ones that usually people vacationing in Italy think are for the face, they are actually for your ass. Hard to tell the difference on American tourists sometimes.

That is absurd! Event Horizon is the only legit Doom movie. That was the idea all along and they even used the sound clip from the spawn cube in the movie.

Also, although I am not a 40k fan, I know some people see this as a prequel to Warhammer 40k as the moment in which humans first get to use the Warp.

It was ruined by execs, but it is a masterpiece, especially in the production design.

Why unfortunate? They match quite well if you ask me.

Ok, I will eat babies and drink Pepsi. No wait, there is no ‘i’: I will eat babes and drink Pepsi.

Do we have /c/swoosh in here?

Ordered from a prison?

News, and I would argue journalism in general, is not what the term knowledge is referring to in that sentence.

Philosophy.