Dude probably thinks he’d be among the “smarties”

Top one has to be my favorite. I’ve gotten it once. I did manage to get it to boot and fixed it but at the time I was just like: “oh…well shit”

Ooh this is nicer looking than helvum.

“Can we do useful things today?”

Brain: “haha…no. we’re going to spend 8 hours straight learning this game engine”

“That’s actually kinda usef–”

Brain: “…and then never touch it again”

sobs uncontrollably

Uh…I mean…of course not

I’m a forklift operator. A lot of things would stop outright. That, or become so slow it might as well have stopped.

In the same vein: the games in the Hugo trilogy had several fail states… each. Trying to cross a bridge? Oop, you’ve bumped against the wonky hitbox and dropped the matches you need near the river. They’re wet now and completely unusable.

…Steve?

That was an interesting read. Every single comment is the exact same thing. How could people not know it’s a bot?

I saw one person say something along the lines of “repeatedly bashing my head against a wall until it breaks”. I understood myself a little more after that.

There was a time where i could walk down the street and get a 4-pack of guinness from the gas station, but now it’s all IPAs. That, or cheap beer.

Gotta meander around with the cursor a little bit just so you really look human.

Snowpiercer is a sequel to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Load and unload 😉

The Internet archive is a pretty good place to find old software, if you haven’t tried it yet.

Alright, everybody form an orderly line…

Well I…uh…um…I haven’t thought this far ahead…

I am actually lol.

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I like to play with dos. Every once in a while I start looking for games and programs trying to recreate the computer my parents used to have. I’ve also gotten into randomizers recently. Currently in the middle of a 3-person multiworld playthrough of Stardew Valley.