Can literally have the spores shipped to your door for shockingly cheap so long as you press the “I pwomise not to do what the link you have here says cuz that leads to mushies” box

IDs cost money, require visits to DMVs (which conservatives work hard to shut down in poor areas, or other fuckery with their hours or such), and if you want the federal level one cost more and require more paperwork

We use the garbage and not-designed-for-this social security number for major IDing

Works quite well in person unless the person is literally beyond logic and saving

It’s really hard for people to completely deny close friends with hard evidence in person (usually saying your line results in them asking why and then you can search stuff up on your phone or something), much easier with the distance of social media

Not understanding what words mean isn’t an unpopular opinion, you’re just wrong

Not about the first bit, that’s arguable

You definitely DO need more labels than straight, gay, and bi. For example: asexual or sapiosexual, those don’t fit into any of the 3 you listed

Not out, on PTB

So close to out but not really

“Theres no grinding in Overwatch if you ignore the grinding in Overwatch”

Have ducks, can confirm food will make you their favorite

Though for the love of god don’t feed them bread, it’s awful for them

Because basement dwellers are famous for going out to public places and experiencing a common annoyance

Even in this world where everything I buy or am gifted comes with another fucking bottle opener I still use the lighter or hard corner trick more than any other bottle opening methods

Knew a guy once who could do it with his bare hands, no idea how though, looked like it hurt

I use it for book piracy, myself

Honestly best way ive found

To put TF2 so low when it has Abraham Lincoln as the first pyro is a sin

To put Minecraft above it is a joke of it’s own

Right handed, so right pocket, spun round so the screen faces outward, wallet and keys in the left, or keys on a lanyard thing clipped to me depending on if they’re my car keys or work keys that actually go into a door

Picked that habbit up during the “put the lock button on the back” craze and would have constant issues of it vibrating in my pocket from the lock screen button being tapped and my leg barely managing to tap numbers randomly through my pocket

Don’t forget not pooping!

Always has been by both the official definition of the word and the more modern internet use of it

That’s still an abortion