Sure everyone has heard of Stephen King and most know know of Dean Koontz. But 10 year old me wants to give a shout out to the best of em, R.L. Stine.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-alot

RIP scroll bar and scroll wheel. I’m swiping down to move the bar, which does the heavy lifting of moving the page up for me. This allows me to scroll more with less fatigue and thus I can consume more internet and therefore get more knowledge. Plus, swiping down works your bigger superior forearm muscles, which is the part of the arm that the ladies like, whereas swiping up works the inferior muscle on the other side that no one cares about. In conclusion, scroll down for bigger brain, better grip, and more birches.

Peas in my mouth please

Tuna and peas in my mac and cheese, please!

Uhh wut? Error syntax, conjugation, grammar…This can’t be a bad ESL translation, just bad AI?

I’d rather go sans Francisco.

The engagement with the act of driving is my biggest reason for sticking with stick. You have to pre-act with intention for every single thing you’re approaching using all 4 limbs.

I also must have at least AWD in my area with snow and hills and sand and mud. So manual impreza still go brrr

Mauve is next logical color IMO

There’s a reason for it, or at least an explanation for the odd color scheme. I don’t exactly remember cuz I heard it on NPR in the background. It goes something like red is bad, purple is really bad, and the people coming up with the color scheme never imagined something really really bad so maroon(red+brown) was just suggested for really really bad. And the smoke has gotten past really really bad in some places.

https://www.npr.org/2023/06/28/1184894545/how-purple-came-to-be-a-scarier-color-than-red-on-the-air-quality-index

Played FIFA for a decade+ on PS and was decent. Got a switch cuz that’s what my nephew has and now I can’t beat a 11yo. Fucking buttons you little shit.

I’m one. Who are the other 4?

My grandfather gave me three options when I was young and slightly hurt. “I can hurt the other one, amputate the one that hurts, or you can go to bed.”

Mac and cheese with lightly crushed hot cheetos.