At least here in the Netherlands, there was a lot of commotion because a data centre tried to buy a windmill park meant to power households as their dedicated power source

In Dutch we only talk about turning screws clockwise and counterclockwise

He has a bunch of English ones on his website as well. Some of them are just the dumbest, least translatable puns though (in a good way).

Chips? Fries are patat or friet here, depending on whether you’re a heretic.