Tie between these two

The reddit coconut and maggots story

Girl has STD but his boyfriend would’nt have it checked he says cause it tastes like the rainbow

Wait so if it’s not apple’s cable you’re throttled to usb 2.0 speeds?

Inb4 apple places a chip in the cable that only handshakes with apple devices?

Run nodejs off it

Which part the ink cartridges?

With all the dystopian content I’ve been consuming lately I’d say we’re heading to an age of

Mass surveilance
Regionalistic Economies in place of globalism
Widening wealth disparity
Intensified distrust of our governments

That is if the tensions in Asia Pacific don’t turn into an all out conflict ( Live in PH )

Dial-up

I dunno if that’s worse or if they play sims on it

His username makes it funnier