Why don’t you just quit?

/s, obvously

I catcalled this woman the other day after seeing her at the store. Since it was just the two of us in that aisle, I gave her a friendly pat on the butt. She must’ve liked it, because she went home with me.

Also, she’s been my GF for over 14 years. Sexual harassment isn’t cool, guys. Unless it’s consensual.

I remember 50 cents was pretty popular in the early to mid 00s. But beyond that I don’t think I’ve ever seen one. Plenty of quarters and dollar notes, but nothing in between.

Wtf would I care? It’s not Like I’m gonna have have office hours. Hungry? Dinner time!

Yes. Three out of my four kids have peed on me at some point.

I wish. It’s that small overlap between GenX and Millennial. I fall into both/neither category, depending on which definition you go by.

Scandinavian Xenial here. It’s been popular here for as long as I can remember.

Pissed on me. A couple of times, actually. To their defense, it was before they learned bladder control.

Do American banks all have gold dollars in store, or is this something that has to be “booked” in advance?

What’s are the most common radii of lukewarm dogs?

I’m not taking it back. It is my firm opinion that they’re OK. I was just never very fond of meat + pastry/batter. I can see why some like them, but that combo was never part of my diet growing up, and as such, it ends up in the same category as Pie or Beef Wellington for me.

“It’s ok” is the most accurate description possible I think.

Disclaimer: I’m not British (hello from the other side of the north sea), but I’ve spent enough time all over the UK to have eaten them.

I’d put it in the category of foods that some in a region probably enjoy, while being hard to find elsewhere. Like the deep fried Mars bar and cornish pasty: “It’s OK”

Kind of. For a while she did. I moved abroad, and we both concluded that chapter to be over. A couple of years down the road I was visiting the old country (passportrenewal, iirc), and I happened to run into her the day before I was supposed to fly home. But then this volcano erupted, grounding all flights in Northern Europe for a while, and during this extra time we ended up picking up the thread where we left it.

I got her back about a year or two later. She’s currently about 1m to my right, and now that 15 years have passed we share a house with four kids and two cats.

But not enough.

Also, I suggest Office Space.

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Yes. No exception. Period.

Because the burial is not for the dead themselves, but for anyone left behind.

No matter how vile a person is, it’s likely that they had at least a person or two who miss them.

Enshittification was always a thing but it has gotten exponentially worse over yhe past decade. Tech used to be run by tech enthusiasts, but now venture capital calls the shot a lot more than they used to.

Ok, I’ll be the one who does it…

raises hand

What does solipsistic mean in this context? Or any context at all, for that matter…

Agree. 15+ years ago tech was developed for the tech itself, and it was simply ran as a service, usually for profit.

Now there’s too much corporate pressure on monetizing every single aspect, so the tech ends up being bogged down with privacy violations, cookie banners, AI training, and pretty much anything else that gives the owner one extra anual cent per user.