diddle my hall effect lid sensor daddy

That’s literally how the software industry works.

He’s really Bernese Anders, a Swiss Nazi sleeper agent

For food prep surfaces, most restaurants use a form of quaternary sanitizer. They’re usually sold concentrated and hooked up to a dispenser that dilutes to the correct ratio. You can buy it online but it’s definitely overkill for a home cook.

Just use dish soap and hot water. Add a little bleach if you really need the surface sanitized.

Cocaine withdrawal isn’t that bad. It’s all mental. You might get anxious or depressed and cocaine will be the only thing you think about for a while, but that’s it.

Benzo or alcohol withdrawals will actually kill you. Those need to be handled with medical assistance.

Opioid withdrawal isn’t quite that dangerous, but it certainly will make you want to die.

That’s not noodles, it’s peanut butter to keep him distracted while a strap a load of strog to his back

You are dead wrong, he is a very dedicated birb

Oh fuck yeah

On my way

Do you want some? Lemmy know in the comments if you want some stroganoff, it might take a couple days but it’ll still be good

Hey pal, you do you

Different stroganoffs for different folganoffs

What’s your address

It’s a dish with beef in a creamy sauce, usually served on egg noodles

And it’s delicious

What the fuck was that baloney? Tomato slices, chunks of onion, mushrooms, and mystery meat boiled in milk… I feel like I’m taking crazy pills

And no fucking paprika!?

That is milk steak with veggies

Fuck I’m pissed now. Boutta make stroganoff really angrily about this

I told you, we’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune!

Daddy chill

There’s actually a very simple reason for this phenomenon. A standard spring mattress essentially acts like a giant mirror, reflecting all sorts of radio waves, including your cellular signal. This can cause interference, leading to a dead zone in the near vicinity. The same effect was documented back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

Hey, don’t forget the Heat Death of the Universe - now with 20% more panic attacks! An Existential Dread company.

What does Alex Jones’ dick taste like?

That’s actually reverse racist because they won’t let me say a word just because I’m white

/S