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IPS matrix screens were kinda ok even in 2007, when I was selling them, but they had a super shitty reaction time, so everything had quite visible trails. That was the time when a good CRT was still a professional choice. But now, and for the last 10 years or so, IPS became much better, and kept their great color palette, so there are zero reasons to look elsewhere, a standard midrange monitor does the job. And if you want even less trouble, just buy a designer a used imac - that’s an almost complete workplace, and apples retina screens are also IPS. This is what several development (mobile, web) companies I worked in did.
Well, you can go fancy and buy new ones, but the used ones are in abundance - rich mac fanboys switch to every new model that comes out

Iiyama monitors were the shit, especially if you were a designer

Great, I believe in humanity again!

Are you serious? Why do you care if he’s rabid if you’ll be dead?
When I was a teenager, I was walking past a bear cub (it was the middle of the city and some asshole took money for pictures with a “trained” bear cub). The cub didn’t like me for some reason I had a textile bag in my hand, with a leather-cover notepad in it, like a knock-off moleskin. The cub slashed the bag and his fangs cut through the bag and half of the notepad like butter. If it was my hip, he’d scratch my bones.
Now there are adult bears…

Ass wriggling on a chair: it is hard for me to keep one position

Turning the cap’s hinge on a milk carton every time you open it is not really convenient (you can’t turn the carton, it’s not round as a bottle)

Pet them? wtf?

You bet I would

Well, i have Masters in Garbology, and I prowdly own 2010’s Golden Bin. And I see you’re wrong!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sORVBL4kM&list=RDG0sORVBL4kM&index=1

It’s only worse with seagulls. I saw a cool big speckled seagull once and decided to google how it’s called. It’s called “big speckled seagull”. A small gray seagull would be called a “small grey seagull”. All the other animals are usually called something cool, like if you see a big beaver, it’s “Johnson’s beaver”, or an eagle, and it’s called a “southern nesting eagle”.
Then a fucking seagull is a fucking seagull.

And I even forgot to mention that you should have been in a cage. A big one, not the chastity one.

Yes, I also imagined naked, crazy person writing this comment, giggling and salivating on the floor

Yes, “Dear” should be either something you send part-jokingly to your actually close colleague, or a sarcastic one, when someone seriously fucked up and you send them a message explaining that.

I’m 1(one) decade beyond, and I’m super short and direct with a hint of familiarity. It also works, because it feels humble. It is humble, because you can’t hide any second meaning behind “I do this, you do that, okay?”

There’s a good Russian song “The main problem of music in Russia” by Zakhar May
Too Long To Learn Russian: The main problem of music in Russia is that you’re listening shit!

I guess that’s just a first google picture result for that model

I really wanted to write something (I was also born in about-to-fall-apart USSR), but it’s hard to choose what to start from. We’re looking a øt a book-sized amount of content here.
I’m up for AMA format though

“Some people are tall, some not. I require a game to give me a choice of playing a tall character”. If the gender is insignificant, why waste the effort of making everything twice just to have that choice?

Crusader kings 3, aka Sims for psychopaths.