I’ll take both.
One on each side of my house.

Now to by a few kilotons of ceramic tiles and zinc and copper wires.

Triple digits.
But I’mma use Kelvin

Extremophiles: “Are we a joke to you?”

Nah

Just make good enough solar panels that can run machines to turn your faeces into Tasty Wheat and all your excreted gases into useful ones and you can get rid of all the animals and insects you want.
Oh and you will need to cover the top of your structures on Earth with them and constantly maintain them against environmental wear and also make sure you have enough energy required for continuous micro-terraforming required to keep the place habitable for humans after the following ecological collapse.

So I can do programming and find and fix bugs.
How do I go on to advertise myself to them as a security researcher and get that hefty hourly fees?

Problem is, I am not very good at fooling people marketing.

But what does that have to do with acupuncture?

Because you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?

Considering that enough pro’s are doing the same, perhaps you didn’t really do it wrong?

Found the guy who passed the test with

printf ("    *\n   **\n  ***\n ****\n*****\n);

That’s me.
disgusted at myself voices

It’s the thing you run when your Parallel Processing Card is not doing anything and you go - “might as well”

I finally have the ability to disable Middle Click to Paste, thanks to Wayland.
And I can have that settings per-pointing device, thanks to KDE.

And although I now have to worry about looking for a Keypress Displaying OSD, at least I need not worry about something like Discord, logging all my passwords (although I just stopped using discord to fix that).

I just connect my laptop’s headphone output to my PC’s Line-In using an AUX male-male connector.

Once, while typing a dd command, I realised I was sleepy.
I deferred until next day.

Usually I keep partitionmanager open alongside, to cross-check my device selection.
Unlike having to use other CLI tools to determine if I have it right, I get some handy icons (like the USB drive symbol). Still, make sure to check the contents just in case it got bugged and set the icon to the wrong type of drive.

UK seems to be big on Windows gun control laws :P

No one will care if you aren’t either a company earning millions or are a huge public figure

And that is not just a company or “capitalism” problem. That’s a society problem.
If you are not some public figure, if you cry out “thief”, you can expect people to tell you to “shut up” instead^[1], while the thief, who might have some amount of local power, will get to smack you right in front of them.
Why? Because to them, you are the problem for making too much noise. Because you don’t let bygones be bygones.

If someone has the gall to steal in front of everyone and not be said anything before you cry, perhaps you want to be looking at the bystanders with a fair amount of suspicion. In our case however, we already know the bystanders (talking about governments here) are guilty and that they are already all too powerful and the others are just standing too far and like ants to the thieves.

Exactly.
If you are exiting with a memory leak, Linux is having to wipe the floor for you.

I tend to use proper black on proper white too, specially on a laptop monitor of mine, that makes it look specially good.

I exist btw

Although these websites are still doable.
The kind I absolutely loathe are the ones which, if I make the window width smaller (because the website is not using the space any way), the text in the website further reduces with exact proportion.
At that point, I consider if what I am reading is actually worth clicking the “Reader Mode” button or should I just Ctrl+W

Nice. Now what do I do if I have ~0 device driver experience^[1]?
Oh and I also have 0 devices to make a driver for :P, so need to fix that too.