What gallery app do you use that is FOSS?

In the future the machine will know what to do. Ome day you’ll be properly invested in the future of your particular company just turning that one knob when the screen blinks you into activity. Next thing you know, it will pull off your pants 👖😏, and you’ll be dragged… kindly at moderate G forces to a romantic cavern in all sorts of pretty colors but really dark. You’ll feel your genitalia either get plugged or get plugged into several times but less than 10. A little pinch followed by the usual ecstacy and bliss for 4 seconds. blah blah, a warm water stream bidet cleans you up and you’re back at the office with pants and all. It will be super efficient and you don’t have to worry about who pays for what. Just keep turning the knob when the screen tells you to and all will be fine. Oh and Dave? If you got anything to say to Dave, you better get it off your chest now, he’s hitting 50, do you see anyone else ever hitting 50? Didn’t think so. He retires tomorrow. Oh that was yesterday, he’s already made into tir…you know whatever people who are 50 do and then you never hear from them ever again.

What a coincidence! I just… My computer just saved a file there! For me?.. would you mind telling me where the fuck is it? Because…where the fuck is it?

So stupid! Everyone knows if you want people to see your company’s logo, you gotta put it on the back of the cereal box, at the bottom of the cereal bowl or on the front and back of the poon! The spoon is literally observed by every single human on every bite…here come the rice crispiest!..jeep! I gotta get me a jeep! Look! It’s on my spoon!

I’m also an engineer and I read this as… agriculture is a house of cards, any fuckup and we’re all dead. Thanks AI and automation!

LOL. That is well deserved.

Not AI TV’s with Bluetooth connection to your phone! Those will be totally fine! Go ahead and say things about Trump and then go to Amazon and search for the grass trimmer you love. Go ahead and talk about the truck you like or the computer ram you need. So you work for Costco? Hmmm tells us more? Are you at the executive level? You wouldn’t be a purchaser maybe 🤔? Or what?

In the future we might have to hack our TV’s to make them ours…like disconnect the camera and the microphone or feed them bullshit data or inject trick hacks… 🤔 Hmm what is this thing? rm -f…copy paste to see what it does! Oh shit! Half the country looses Disney plus for a few days. And it repeats 5 times every month so they stop fucking with us.

I bet they’re gonna have to do what car dealerships do… Yeah bring your old iPad for trade in!.. Okay I don’t see my trade in discount though…it’s right there! Look in the small font, it’s $5.56 we compared against Kelly’s cousin’s purple book of laptops.

My thoughts exactly.

I’ll give them 5 bucks.

You used to be paid to work. But this is the future. Now you literally pay to work.

No thanks. I do want the large wifi enabled suppository that probably comes with it 😉. I can use that in times of loneliness and despair.

2 years later… The all new MCU Superman meets the Wolverine and Deadpool all AI animated feature!..

Why. Hello Mr wolverine 😁, my name is Man and I am super according to 98% of the other human population. Oh hello Mister Super last name Man! Yes, we are Wolverine and Deceased Pool. We are from America and belong to a non profit called the X-People, a group where both men and women who have been affected by DNA mutations of extraordinary kind gather to console one another and to defend human beings by taking advantages of the special mutations of its members. Yes, it’s quite interesting. And you? Oh I an actual called CalElle and I am a migrant from an expired plant that goes by the name you assigned the heavy novel gas Krypton. Anyway because the sun is bright and yellow I can fly, I’m very strong and can burn things with my eyes. I think I am similar to those of you in the X-People club! Good to meet you! Likewise!

All that enshitification takes good planning.

Nah, first you gotta get comfortable for a couple of years.

It’s basically pig butchering for social networks.

Well said. Maybe there’s more to do in the hardware, software and general computing training such that the layman could safely deploy their own Website like we used to be able to do. Then everyone could have their own servers at home like some of us do. True decentralized communication.

Lemmy would be great for dare I say it…church congregations for example. Schools, mechanic forums, unofficial student associations like alpha Kapa whatever. ETC. it’s a momentous opportunity.

If you give me 15 minutes of your time and 200 dollars I can make you a millionaire! It’s called drop shipping and with my weird little trick the hunnies will love you!

But with the new Amazon Fleshlight adapter I can help you via USB!

Oh this old thing? I can’t even see it. Without my glasses 🤓. All you gotta do is think of the ugliest person and it goes away during the day.

The new president elect works alright but it’s fucking annoying when he’s talking. I rather think of Rudy. LOL.