I’m absorbing this info because it will probably be beneficial in a future adventure game as a puzzle solution.

The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.

But you try to tell the young people today that… and they won’t believe yah!

https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE?si=6qGRgsuMSx7NaA_D

I worked at Spencer’s back in the early 2000s when they started getting Extra Edgy.

Like they’ve always had lube and rinky dink ‘massagers’ , all of the sudden we had the ivibe Rabbit and tshirts with actual swears on them. The soccer moms briefly clutched their pearls.

What a time to be alive.

I just broke out into a cold sweat remembering trying to get wifi to function on my netbook back in 2k8.

Maybe a bunch of penguin stickers and one that says, “Ask me about Linux!”

Might hurt on date night, though.

You too can learn this secret of the ages! You just need to be able pay for my one hour Webinar and Goon on camera for at least three!

For only $99 USD all will be explained via a one on one Webinar.

I have an ancient hermetic method of getting off that requires neither computer or phone. Enquire within if you seek this ancient knowledge.

But then every jabrony would be able to make money.

Mooching off of samples, I’d guess.

The grocery/retail worker Union in my city sucks for newbs. Takes a large chunk of your paycheck every two weeks until you gain seniority after 24 months, then you can be a lazy bastard as much as you want.

Unions are great, some suck.

I should’ve been a teamster, so lazy and surly…

It sounds like an old wives tale, and maybe I’m naturally resistant, but if I consistently press my tongue to the roof of my mouth as I chop onions, I do not cry.

Anecdotal, of course.

Alcohol is cheaper than therapy.

The curly perm thing was big in the 90s. It’s just come back around because kids have seen what their idols of the past dressed like.

It is funny to hear stories about teenage Bros that clandestinely get curly perms from hairdressers so their boys don’t think they’re feminine salon rats.

I give absurd humor, even if it seems low effort, a pass.

Imagine how gross/dumb Monty Python sketches were to the Lost Generation. How much did The Kids In The Hall rile up Boomers?

How terrible does early South Park and Beavis and Butthead look to me now that I have a couple decades to reflect on them.

Zoomers are potentially the most existentially detached generation we have seen in a while, and I’m excited to see what they create, if my old Xennial ass lives that long.

Pfft. Afraid of melting, huh? Try one armed sit ups in molten lava.

That explains a number of things. I thought it was fancy landlord talk for French Style Studio Apartment.

No wonder my rent was so below market rate.

What’s an Oubliette?

We have plenty of bidets here in the States, they just install them outside the bathrooms and they mount them kind of high so they’re kinda awkward to get a good clean angle, though.