Don’t get me wrong, I know many of you also use these huge axes to manage your body hair, but enough is enough. How about spears with heads the size of a flounder? What about flounders? Have you ever seen someone get hit with a two-handed flounder? Kitchen appliances? There’s a lot more creative ways to smite your enemies. You axe people are just lame. BORING!
Greatswords have better damage dice anyway. :)
Hammer smash good but no slice. Axe slice good but no stab. Sword stab good but no smash. Virgin barbarian picks breaky spear. Chad barbarian picks stabby sword for squishy baddies, smashy hammer for crunchy baddies, and slicey axe for grabby baddies.
U shuld lern up before Thog start laughing at u again.
Raw Pineapple on stick. smash slice stab
How about a M61A1 Vulcan 20mm rotary cannon?
Call me old-fashioned, but I’ve always been a “beat 'em to death with their own torn-off limb” kinda guy. That’s how Dad did it, that’s how Granny did it, and hell, it’s a classic for a reason.
