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minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-21 year agoAbsolutely! Not Sweden, but lets go to Svalbard! I could totally live there forever!
minus-squareEw0@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoYeah but… Gotta shoot polar bears
minus-squareabbadon420@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoYou have to. It’s illegal to die there.
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoAwesome! So I can sue Death if I die?
minus-squareabbadon420@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoNo, but you likely can’t be burried because of permafrost.
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI’m an organ donor, so I have a different opinion on that. If my brain stopped working: just take whatever you need and burn the rest, or give it to university for science and teaching. No need to burry me. Svalbard here I come!
minus-squareabbadon420@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoMaybe we can use you as polarbear food. I hear they’re hungry a lot.
Absolutely! Not Sweden, but lets go to Svalbard!
I could totally live there forever!
Yeah but… Gotta shoot polar bears
You have to. It’s illegal to die there.
Awesome! So I can sue Death if I die?
No, but you likely can’t be burried because of permafrost.
I’m an organ donor, so I have a different opinion on that. If my brain stopped working: just take whatever you need and burn the rest, or give it to university for science and teaching.
No need to burry me. Svalbard here I come!
Maybe we can use you as polarbear food. I hear they’re hungry a lot.