• Dr Cog@mander.xyz
    2·
    1 year ago

    Wife already has access to my computer and all my files.

    Do people not stream their porn nowadays?

  • empireOfLove@lemmy.oneEnglish
    2·
    1 year ago

    It’ll take her so long to scroll through all the movies and TV episodes that she’ll never get far enough down the file tree to find the niche porn.

  • Yerbouti@lemmy.ml
    1·
    1 year ago

    She tells me how intensly geek and boring my life is, before asking me to fix something on her computer.

  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
    1·
    1 year ago

    She would be disappointed in how untidy my files are.

    "Why is the final version of this project called “test1_b_new_reworked_draft_2_prefinal_dif_font_b_temp_FINAL.png”?

    She would then forgive me because her filing is worse than mine.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
        0·
        1 year ago

        For image files? I know you can save image files and git but I just don’t know what it does with them.

          • Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de
            1·
            1 year ago

            It’s still way better than _final_fixed(2) version control.
            What do you propose to use as a version control for images?

            • gamer@lemm.ee
              1·
              1 year ago

              Idk, but not anything that uses delta compression like git does.

              Game developers use Perforce and Plastic scm which is (supposedly) optimized for images and other binary assets. I’ve never used them, but I’m sure a less-overkill and open source alternative exists somewhere.

              • Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de
                1·
                1 year ago

                That’s the thing, everything that I could find is a huge project made for storing huge projects, costs a lot of money and requires effort to install and even use. Yeah, naked git basically stores new version of an image for every commit, but nothing beats the fact that you need like two commands to use it and it just works, and storage is very cheap this days. And if you add LFS, it even does some kind of storage compression.

      • michaelfone@lemm.eeEnglish
        0·
        1 year ago

        I’d imagine you’d be hard pressed to find a non-programmer who knows what that is.

        • Mothra@mander.xyz
          0·
          1 year ago

          I’m not a programmer and I agree. Only after getting into 3d art I started hearing about it and I don’t think I’ve ever used it, let alone understand it, it’s the sort of thing the technical artists know about. Nobody ever suggested me to use it for my images or 3d models.

          As a visual artist I can confirm the “image_final_final2_b_final” trope is as real as it gets

  • megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    My SO‌ already has my files, encrypted or not, on their NAS (part of an arrangement where I keep my backup on their NAS, and they’d keep their backup on my NAS–once I manage to have one). I doubt they even gave it a look.

  • init@lemmy.ml
    1·
    1 year ago

    My wife would probably divorce me for having a girlfriend I didn’t know about

  • rgb3x3@beehaw.org
    1·
    1 year ago

    “Why do you take so many goddamn pictures of our cat?”

    “Why wouldn’t I?”

  • TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    0·
    1 year ago

    Well I’m a datahoarding pirate so lots of movies, shows, games, porn, hacking tools, bot creation tools, firmwares, family pics, movie/show posters, ISOs, etc. Nothing to hide really. Might question my complete siterip of cum4k, tiny4k, and anal4k maybe.

    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
      0·
      1 year ago

      Seriously asking: How does one get a complete siterip of a site that publishes new content all the time?

      • vaalla@discuss.tchncs.de
        01·
        1 year ago

        Probably its just a snapshot at some point, with maybe downloading new stuff when its published. At least thisbis how i’d do it.

  • Wahots@pawb.social
    0·
    1 year ago

    My bf wouldn’t care, lol. It’s mostly boring. And the spicy stuff is already stuff he’s seen.