If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

HEAD!

You can always tell a Milford man.

Very wild

Empty a can of corned beef hash into the toilet and squirt ketchup over it and then don’t flush.

Is the floor open for questions?

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Judas Priest

Ever went over a friend’s house to eat

And the food just ain’t no good?

I mean the macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed,

And the chicken tastes like wood?

You and G.O.B. were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um… Goofuth.

Francesca Bolognese?

Isn’t this Judge Doom’s plan?