Beef Stroganoff has invaded Poland.
Sir, a second beef stronagov has hit the world trade center.
This was the one I was looking for
Beef Stroganoff has won the FIFA World Cup
Notify me when they invent Beef Stroganon
I get the original joke, but I also couldn’t help but read it as “Beef Stro-Ganon” and imagining what that Zelda boss fight would look like.
Breath of the Wild introduced cooking, with the amount of magic involved in that world it’s only a matter of time before it goes wrong.
I’ve tried this play on words with like 5 different people and it never gets a rise out of anyone. People have turned into unfeeling automatons.
Are you sure they weren’t automatoffs?
OH, SNAP!
Nah, it’s probably your delivery.
It’s DiGiorno.
I prefer DiGioryes.
You have broken all conventions. I am giving up English.
Who gives up English? I could see left English or right English, but up?
I give out English.
Y’all are letting English down.
At first I thought the meme was that “Daily” was checked.
“New reporting in… beef stroganoff remains the same as yesterday. Still delicious.”
Only daily? I want hourly updates about beef stroganoff, dammit!
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Did you know that beef stroganoff is named after one of the members of the influential Stroganov family? A legend attributes its invention to French chefs working for the family, but several researchers point out that the recipe is a refined version of older Russian dishes.
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Did you know that after the fall of Tsarist Russia, the recipe was popularly served in the hotels and restaurants of China before the start of World War II? Russian and Chinese immigrants, as well as US servicemen stationed in pre-Communist China, brought several variants of the dish to the United States, which may account for its popularity during the 1950s. It came to Hong Kong in the late fifties, with Russian restaurants and hotels serving the dish with rice but not sour cream.
Scientists invent Double Beef Stroganoff. More on this story at 11.
It’s always fun getting paid by Google for not being a parent to a child in my household.
Is funny how often they ask.
They seem to check if I’m still married each month as well. Easy money.
How much do you earn from this stuff?
About $0.10 - $0.15 each time they ask.
I’ve already sold my soul to them - might as well get paid for it
Keep in mind that if they can afford to give you that much, it must be worth more than that to whoever they are selling it to
Yeah i’m aware of that :3
Spoken like someone from the era where every human aspect of existence is commodified whether or not it is lawful or ethical.
Im aware of the ethics of it but what do you propose I do? I do everything I can within reason to avoid it
The people they are selling it to buy in bulk. I would not be able to sell my own information. So if a company offers a way to make money off of my information THAT THEY ALREADY HAVE, bet. Imma take it. Never leave money on the table.
Check out Reklaim. I get to see what data gets sold to whom and a nice 20 dollar amazon giftcard about every 6 months.
I usually earn 40 cents. For the simple ones. 0.80-1.20 for the ones with more information.
I’d be a little worried about what my spouse was googling if Google kept wondering if I’d been divorced yet.
Google: Hey, how’s it going with Samantha, you guys good?
Me: Great, why do you ask?
Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.
Apparently Brazilians make a variation of beef stroganoff that uses ketchup. If I had been signed up for these alerts I could have done something to stop that.
I don’t really like ketchup, but as a Brazilian I’m happy you did nothing to stop us. Our Stroganoff is amazing
Ah, so this is where the memes come from. I was wondering why there were so many in my morning feed XD
Something big happened
she strogan me off til I beef
BEHOLD!
Beef Stroganoff II!
Beef boogaloo
Babe, wake up.
Jan Misali’s 2022 Toki Pona language cover of the Symphogear “Beef Stroganoff” song is nearing its 40,000th view on YouTube. Whether this entertaining deconstruction of a beef Stroganoff recipe will reach this milestone of popularity this year or next remains to be seen. “Moku Sutolokanopu” is the most popular song about beef Stroganoff of the 2020s thus far, and the most popular song about beef Stroganoff in the Toki Pona language of all time.
That concludes this year’s big Stroganews. Thank you for your attention.
The hero we need.
Here’s Burn My Shadow by UNKLE. A related song (apparently).
What do you call a cow when it’s masturbating?
Beef strokin’ off.
Beef Stroganoff has stolen your girl
Define “something big”, mr google.
Is your safe search enabled?
No, mr google. Please define “something big”
